rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER

oh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy


gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER

imageoh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy

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gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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f0rg0tten-rain:

precumming:

I THOUGHT SMASH BROS WAS COMING OUT OCTOBER 4TH BUT ITS COMING OUT OCTOBER 3THimage

october 3th

tatehorror:

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

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jellybeing:

I just tried to say “Justin timberlake” outloud but it came out as “jimber timber”

dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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